The turndown service in this establishment leaves much to be desired.
–Darth Vader
Rearrangements
So you’re rearranging the living room again, Humans.
Count me unimpressed.
–Finnegan
Lullaby
Could you sing my beloved Daffodils a lullaby, Humans?
I want them to wake up sunny and well rested tomorrow.
–Phelps
Big Squirrel
Wowza!
That’s a big Squirrel!
–Xena
Your Chair?
Your chair, Human Mommy?
I think not…
You’d best queue up behind Darth Vader and wait your turn.
–Amber
Stone Circle
No, you may not join me in my stone circle, Luna.
This circle is mine.
Find your own.
–Finnegan
Warrior Princess
Cosmo may be big…
He may be tough…
But he’s no match for me, Xena, Warrior Princess!
–Xena
Taste
This new carpet complements my fur rather nicely.
You have good taste, Humans.
–Amber
Backup
You can stare and even bark at fearsome Meowies.
So long as you have backup.
–Xena
Friday
It’s Friday, Humans!
You may rub my tummy to celebrate.
–Lily
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