Are we judging you, Human Mommy?
Well, yes…
But why do you ask?
We’re not judging you more than we usually do.
— Phelps and Finnegan
All Mine
While the other Dogs squinch and squeeze themselves on the futon, the newest, softest Dog bed is mine..
…all mine.
–Sunny
What about us?!
You just gave treats to Darth Vader, Human Mommy, to interrupt his aria of starvation.
But what about us?
Don’t you see that we are starving even more than Darth as we lack the strength to sing for our dinner?
–Quicksilver and Luna
Mantle
Nothing embellishes a mantle…
…as well as a Cat.
–Lily
Tail
Sometimes you may find a Meowie’s tail draped over your handsome Canine muzzle.
If you are a polite Dog, just go with it.
–Sunny
Another Tree
Thank you, Humans, for installing another sacred Cat Tree in the bedroom.
The bed can get a bit crowded with the Woofies.
–Lily
Cuddle
Human Daddy’s lap is occupied.
I am occupying it.
–Amber
Gosh… I sure could use a cuddle.
–Xena
Gorgeous
You say I’m gorgeous.
Thanks…
I agree.
–Finnegan
Paws
You’ve been struggling with that spreadsheet for a while now, Human Mommy.
Why don’t you take a break and pause to admire my paws?
–Phelps
Guard Dog
No one will break into the house.
Not on my watch!
–Cosmo
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