I don’t know what they are, but these crystals make me feel powerful.
(An homage to Samantha Murdoch’s marvelous blog.)
–Luna
Hospitality
To be a good host, you must tackle your friend and sniff her aggressively immediately upon her arrival. Anything less makes you seem cold and standoffish.
–Cosmo and Stella
(Featuring their best friend Sydney)
Landscaping
After a long afternoon of supervising your Humans landscaping, feel free to flop down on the sunbaked mulch for a well-deserved nap.
Supervision is exhausting.
–Quicksilver
Cat Gods
In Ancient Times, we Cats were worshipped as Gods and Goddesses.
In Modern Times, we expect the same.
–Luna
Followed
Ever feel like you’re being followed?
You could be paranoid.
Or you could just have a Little Sister who wants to go EVERYWHERE you go.
–Lily
Synchronized Napping
Even the best synchronized napping routine can fall apart when the middle Cat forgets to extend his right paw.
Try some freestyle napping to cover up the mistake.
–Darth and Amber
Freedom!
Finally, the vet confirmed what I’ve known all along. My knee healed up perfectly and I can safely go outside in my fenced yard without a leash.
Freedom feels wonderful!
–Stella
Home Security
Even if you make it past the Guard Woofies…
…you’ll still have to deal with me.
–Phelps
Spring Cleaning
You Humans do a spring cleaning of the house and yard.
We Cats perform an equally thorough spring grooming of our glossy fur.
–Darth Vader and Phelps
Were you reading that?
Were you reading that?
Nevermind–I don’t care.
Nothing is more interesting than me, your Cat.
–Quicksilver
