It’s hard to wait for Human Daddy’s lap, particularly when there is a Meowie installed on his lap, making snide comments about how you no longer fit anyway.
–Cosmo
Sunday Brunch
Nothing tops off a weekend as well as a hearty Sunday Brunch with a friend.
–Amber and Luna
RIP Mr. Gingerbread Man
In my defense, it’s hard to resist unstuffing a stuffy, particularly a stuffy shaped like a giant cookie.
Santa Claws, I really hope that this won’t remove me from the nice list. I mean, you like cookies too, right?
–Cosmo
Nice not Naughty
I’m a Good Puppy, Santa Claws. I haven’t even barely nibbled on Mr. Gingerbread Man yet.
–Cosmo
The Joy of Being Outnumbered
Humans, you have not known true joy until you have stumbled out of bed to find yourself surrounded by a pride of lions.
Coffee can wait. Get busy opening our cans of wet food. They don’t call us apex predators for nothing and there is only one of you and seven of us, not counting the new cub upstairs.
–Darth Vader, Phelps, Lily, Charlie, Quicksilver, Amber and Finnegan
New Pleasures
You can always discover new pleasures. For example, last night I let Human Mommy stroke me for the first time.
–Luna
Conga Line
Conga Line, four Cats enjoying treats or a combination of both?
–Darth Vader, Quicksilver, Lily and Charlie
Differentiation
Sometimes it can be hard to tell where one Dog stops and the other begins.
–Cosmo and Stella
Relaxation
Relaxation, thy name is Cat.
–Lily
Walking on Two Legs
Why are you so proud of walking on two legs, Humans? We can all do it when we need to.
–Finnegan
Daily Feline and Canine Wisdom 