Stretch, stretch, stretch! Eventually you will become so long that your front and back paws will touch opposite sides of the futon mattress, so long as you don’t eat the mattress first.
–Stella
Weekends
What’s all the fuss about weekends, Humans? If you were a Cat, you would understand that relaxation can happen anytime, anywhere, no special days required.
–Quicksilver and Lily
Ladylike Relaxation
Ladies, even when you let it all hang out on a Friday Night, don’t allow your tail to flop around willy nilly. Positioning one’s stripy tail gracefully is the key to a great photo.
–Amber
Fire making
If you are a Pup Scout, it’s very important to watch your Human Daddy carefully when he makes a fire so that you can learn to do it, too, and earn a merit badge.
–Cosmo
A good walk
Take your Woofie for a walk. Long or short, he’ll appreciate it.
–Quicksilver
Time for a Nap
Congratulations! You have successfully roused your Humans and sent them off to the place where they earn the paper that pays for your tuna and nip.
It’s high time for a well-deserved nap.
–Darth Vader
Things could be worse
Maybe you stayed up a little too late last night following politics and, consequently, Monday feels even more painful than it usually does.
Look on the bright side. You’ve got a cup of black coffee and a glossy black house panther encouraging you to go to work as tuna cans do not grow on trees.
Things could be worse.
–Darth Vader
Want to look tough?
Want to look tough? Trade in the kitten’s smile for a young lion’s glare.
–Finnegan
Games
Some games you can play alone, like knock-the-breakable-bibelots-off-the-bookshelf.
Some games, though, require a partner, like under-door-paw-swat.
–Lily and Amber
Watchdogs
A great pair of watchdogs has one dog to watch up high and one dog to watch the middle and lower ground for threats, squirrels, friends and treats not necessarily in that order.
–Cosmo and Stella
Daily Feline and Canine Wisdom 