Ladies, you may not be looking for a new box or a new outfit, but don’t pass up the perfect one when it presents itself.
Not too big… not too small… colors that accentuate your tortie stripes…
Trust me, you’ll regret it if you don’t at least try it on.
–Amber
Humans, I’ve asked you before and I’ll ask you again.
The Woofies are quite large already, yet you continue feeding them.
Why? How big do you want them to get? Have you ever even read the list of additives on the kibble you give them like I told you to?
Also, are you absolutely sure that you adopted Puppies and not Ponies?
–Darth Vader
Synchronized napping is a legitimate sport.
Don’t believe us?
Just ask any card-carrying Cat.
–Cosmo and Stella
Monday has happened again. If you are a Cat, cover your pretty eyes and sleep off the weekend’s tunatinis and catmopolitans.
If you are a Human, pull yourself together and muddle through work.
–Lily
There’s nothing like a roaring fire on a chilly October morning. Come on fall!
–Cosmo
Is your Woofie brother taller than your tallest Cat tree?
Time to access your Humans’ Amazon Prime account to procure a Cat tree at least twice as tall.
–Finnegan
Woohoo! Our blog got over 1,000 likes this month! Thank you all so much for reading our blog!
(We are now going to eat the current futon mattress to celebrate.)
Woofs and Wags, Cosmo and Stella
It’s been a long, hard week at work. Feel free to mail it in this Friday or even zonk out on top of the mail.
Just be sure to roust yourself in time for Happy Hour.
1/2 price tunatinis and ‘niparitas are not to be missed.
–Lily
Nothing says “I love you” like a kiss.
–Amber
A great debate is a perfect combination of theatrics, idealism, pragmatism, and claws, sheathed or drawn, depending on the point in the election cycle.
–Lily, Finnegan and Amber, the moderator
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