A great pair of watchdogs has one dog to watch up high and one dog to watch the middle and lower ground for threats, squirrels, friends and treats not necessarily in that order.
–Cosmo and Stella
The Perfect Box
Ladies, you may not be looking for a new box or a new outfit, but don’t pass up the perfect one when it presents itself.
Not too big… not too small… colors that accentuate your tortie stripes…
Trust me, you’ll regret it if you don’t at least try it on.
–Amber
Puppies or Ponies
Humans, I’ve asked you before and I’ll ask you again.
The Woofies are quite large already, yet you continue feeding them.
Why? How big do you want them to get? Have you ever even read the list of additives on the kibble you give them like I told you to?
Also, are you absolutely sure that you adopted Puppies and not Ponies?
–Darth Vader
Synchronized Napping
Synchronized napping is a legitimate sport.
Don’t believe us?
Just ask any card-carrying Cat.
–Cosmo and Stella
Monday
Monday has happened again. If you are a Cat, cover your pretty eyes and sleep off the weekend’s tunatinis and catmopolitans.
If you are a Human, pull yourself together and muddle through work.
–Lily
Come on Fall
There’s nothing like a roaring fire on a chilly October morning. Come on fall!
–Cosmo
Too tall
Is your Woofie brother taller than your tallest Cat tree?
Time to access your Humans’ Amazon Prime account to procure a Cat tree at least twice as tall.
–Finnegan
Woohoo!
Woohoo! Our blog got over 1,000 likes this month! Thank you all so much for reading our blog!
(We are now going to eat the current futon mattress to celebrate.)
Woofs and Wags, Cosmo and Stella
Mail it in
It’s been a long, hard week at work. Feel free to mail it in this Friday or even zonk out on top of the mail.
Just be sure to roust yourself in time for Happy Hour.
1/2 price tunatinis and ‘niparitas are not to be missed.
–Lily
A Kiss
Nothing says “I love you” like a kiss.
–Amber
