It’s important to know how to read body language. You know a discussion is getting heated when the ears go back, the eyes narrow, and someone’s tail flicks into a blur of staccato irritation.
–Lily and Finnegan
Polish up your Paws
It’s Friday leading into a long weekend. Be sure to polish up your paws before taking your girl out on the town.
–Quicksilver
Essential Beauty Regime
Human Women can waste a lot of time, money and space accumulating random bottles and tubes and powders to use in their beauty routine. Amateurs…
We Girl Cats know better. All you need to look your best is a sandpaper – like tongue for grooming and exfoliating, a high protein diet for to keep your fur glossy and your muscles toned, and a minimum of 16 hours of beauty sleep per day.
–Amber
When the Woofies are outside…
When the Woofies are outside, all is right with the world, except for the fact that there are Woofies in it.
–Phelps
What the Ladies Want II
Don’t exhaust yourself building up your muscles. Contrary to popular opinion, all the ladies want is a soft furry belly.
Try it out for yourself. Flop on the sidewalk and expose your belly. The ladies will flock to you. Guaranteed.
–Quicksilver and Darth Vader
Sun Worshipper
Worship the sun passionately, but in moderation.
When you are done worshipping, find a nice shady spot to cool off.
–Phelps
Girl Time
No matter how nice the guys are, we ladies need our girl time to recharge.
–Amber and Lily
Sometimes the Cats Lie
The Cats told me that Human Mommy likes nothing more than freshly killed gifts.
Sometimes the Cats lie.
Still, the act of killing…er…giving is reward enough in itself.
–Stella
Good Posture
Good posture is essential to beauty. Stretch your spine regularly so that you can saunter about with balletic grace.
–Lily
It’s only fair…
If your Human Mommy is enjoying a glass or two of vino after a stressful day at the mysterious place she calls “work,” you are well within your rights to request a hit or two of nip.
It’s only fair.
–Phelps
