Nothing beats the thrill…

…of waking up next to a glossy, dark House Panther.
–Darth Vader
Nothing beats the thrill…

…of waking up next to a glossy, dark House Panther.
–Darth Vader
Nothing beats a lovely, toasty fire…

…on a winter day.
–Xena
Woofie Bed?

No, I think not.
–Lily
What are we watching tonight, Human Daddy? Is it a Dog movie?

I hope it’s a Dog movie!
–Xena
I am not sure why my Human is making kissy-kissy noises at me nor why she has placed a candle in my vicinity.

Perhaps she is planning on using my photo on Catsmas cards.
I guess I’ll go with it. For now.
–Louie, Guest Contributor
Piney water?

Yes, please!

Don’t mind if I do.
–Lily
It looks like you are planning to take a shower, Human Mommy.

Well, I am planning on taking a nap.

Please make plans to avoid dripping on me.
–Lily
You’re right, Human Daddy. Human Mommy did not do a good job of measuring this bench–the cushion she purchased is much too big.

Don’t return it, though. It makes for a splendid Dog bed.
–Cosmo
My old friend, Orion, went to the gigantic lake in the sky.

Now I am getting to know my new friend, Half Moon Nebula. It’s going swimmingly.
–Luna
It’s important to take an inventory of purchases everytime your Humans return from a store…

…especially when that store is Petco.
–Cosmo, Xena, and Sunny