You know, Amber, with the holidays coming up, maybe we should give the Humans a break on the stair toll…
What nonsense, Darth! The stair toll takes no holidays.
–Darth Vader and Amber
Festive Flowers
Thank you for my festive flowers, Humans!
I’ll be sure to pick you up a little something (think rodent) for the holidays the next time I’m out.
–Luna
The Queen
I am the Queen and you are my subjects.
Any questions?
–Lily
Lap Time
It’s a shame we don’t all fit on Human Daddy’s lap at once.
We’ll just have to line up and wait for Xena’s departure.
–Stella and Cosmo
Perspective
Chilly and gloomy, you say?
A near perfect day for ornithology, I say.
It’s all in how you look at things.
–Luna
Anywhere we please
As Cats, we can stretch out anywhere…
…even with a Woofie.
–Luna
Forgetting Something
Good morning, Human Mommy.
You’ve let the Woofies out, you’ve made coffee…
But you’ve forgotten something important.
Think really hard, Human Mommy. It will come to you… No?
Cat treats! You’ve forgotten to distribute Cat treats!
–Lily
Job Description
Sometimes your Humans may forget that their job description includes providing a lap until you decide otherwise.
I am enjoying this lap, Human Mommy.
Stay!
–Louie, Guest Contributor
Inventory
Be sure to count your logs…
…in order to calculate how many hours of fire you will have.
–Luna
Pillow
Papa Cosmo is the world’s best Dog Dad…
…and the world’s best pillow.
–Xena
