Gentlemen(cats), if you are planning on wearing sandals, give yourself a pawdicure first.
Varnish is optional.
–Finnegan
Additives
Humans need to read the kibble ingredient list very carefully.
We Cats eat cat kibble.
The Woofies eat dog kibble.
We Cats are a proper size.
The Woofies have grown to the size of small Horses.
Pay closer attention to the dog kibble additives, Humans.
Seriously, how big do you want the Woofies to get?!
–Darth Vader
Summer Fashion
Don’t let anyone tell you your chosen box is too tight just because you can’t quite squeeze in your tail. Tight boxes are always in fashion in the summer and it’s all right to let your tail hang out when the temperatures soar.
–Lily
Rock Garden
Should your Humans install a rock garden, make sure that the rocks they choose correspond with your fur.
–Quicksilver
Conventions
The best Conventions are arranged in the highest traffic areas, such as the upstairs hallway, to minimize the Conventioneers’ travel time and maximize the possibility of tripping the clumsy Humans.
–Darth Vader, Finnegan, Lily and Amber
Interruptions
Even though you may miss your Humans while they are away at the mysterious place they call “work,” you have to admit that their absences allow for more uninterrupted nap time.
It would be nice if they made the bed, though, before leaving. Just saying…
–Finnegan and Darth Vader
Persistence
If you are persistent, all doors will eventually open for you, even the magical ones.
–Amber
Early Evening
There is nothing like the early evening’s promise of coolness to cap off a lovely summer’s day.
–Amber, Finnegan and Quicksilver
Lovers’ Quarrel
It’s important to know how to read body language. You know a discussion is getting heated when the ears go back, the eyes narrow, and someone’s tail flicks into a blur of staccato irritation.
–Lily and Finnegan
Polish up your Paws
It’s Friday leading into a long weekend. Be sure to polish up your paws before taking your girl out on the town.
–Quicksilver
