Do you have the whole bed all to yourself? Pick the best spot, on top of the Humans’ clothes.
–Finnegan
Don’t Stare
It’s impolite to stare at a pretty lady who has momentarily forgotten to put her tongue back in her mouth.
–Stella
Possession
Possession is nine tenths of the law.
Cattitude makes up for the other tenth.
This chair is mine. Get your own.
–Quicksilver
Lengthen Yourself
Don’t worry if you’re not as tall as your big brother. You can lengthen yourself daily through a targeted stretching routine.
–Stella
Privileges of Age
Elder Cats may linger over dinner just as long as we please. Younger Cats must wait respectfully in the waiting box, sometimes referred to as a bar, until we cede our place.
Such are the privileges of age.
–Charlie
Follow the Leader
No matter how big they get, well trained Woofies should always know to follow their leader.
–Quicksilver
Guard your Frisbee
Even when it’s too hot and you’re too tired to play fetch, guard your Frisbee in case another Dog tries to take what’s rightfully yours.
–Cosmo
Unorthodox Situations
Are your Humans hauling the new futon mattress into the spare room every time they leave the Woofies in the living room unattended?
As a Cat, you should make the most of the situation.
–Darth, Phelps, and Finnegan
Ignoring your Humans
Ignoring your Humans is difficult, necessary business. Stay strong, no matter how loudly they make the kissy-kissy-food-will-be-forthcoming sound.
–Finnegan
Invite yourself
Don’t fret if you aren’t officially invited to partake of the evening aperitif.
Simply invite yourself.
–Quicksilver
