Winter is boring, Humans, and it’s cold.
Turn up the heat and entertain us.
–Phelps and Finnegan
Midnight Snack
Indulging in a midnight snack, Humans?
Your snack will taste better if you share it with me…
…and me.
–Lily and Sunny
Priorities
Head skritches or spreadsheets?
Head skritches. Always.
–Lily
Effective Supervisors
Effective supervisors aren’t always alert…
…but we are always higher than you.
–Lily
Credenza
Human Daddy repositioned my credenza.
I am still assessing whether…
…or not…
…I approve.
–Finnegan
Yoo-hoo!
Yoo-hoo! Half Moon! Why are you hiding in your cave?
You aren’t being very sociable tonight.
–Luna
Beverage Pairings
No matter what you are eating…
…a fresh, cool saucer of cream will pair perfectly with your food.
–Luna
Laying Claim
I hereby declare this cardboard box and its contents mine.
All mine.
–Luna
Beauty Routine 2
You Humans iron your clothes when you want to look particularly sharp.
We Cats lick our fur.
Licking is more effective than ironing.
–Lily
Peckish
Please use your opposable thumbs to open the fridge, Human Mommy.
I’m feeling peckish.
–Darth Vader
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