So what if your cave is too small?
If you can lounge in it and its adjoining terraces comfortably, it’s big enough for you.
–Finnegan
Catland
Lieutenants sometimes fall asleep.
In those cases, it is up to the Generals to defend the Catland.
–General Phelps
Father/Daughter Bonding
Nothing beats bonding with your beloved Papa Dog…
…over delicious, stinky bully sticks!
–Xena
Pizza
Pizza, again?!
Wouldn’t a can or a few cans or a dozen cans of tuna be tastier and healthier for us all, Humans?
–Quicksilver
Winter Doldrums
We are in the midst of the winter doldrums.
Life is ever so dull…
I am ever so glum.
–Finnegan
Bad Picture
The lighting is all wrong.
I’m simply not in the mood.
And yet…
I can’t take a bad picture.
–Amber
Self-Serve
Human Daddy…
Human DADDY!
The Meowies are helping themselves to MY dinner!
–Cosmo
To-Do List
Brief Humans on the need to procure additional treats, finalize Pivot Table illustrating daily treat shortfall, roll in Catnip, schedule licking session with Xena…
It’s Wednesday.
Is your to-do list out of control?
Better nap on it.
–Lily
Jungle Cat
While I appreciate the vines, I continue to hope that a tropical Birdie will appear.
Here cuckoos, here parrots, here canaries! Nothing to fear here…
–Luna
Treat Shortfall
Uncle Darth, have we run out of treats?!
Yes, Luna, we have.
Let us ignore the Humans more pointedly than usual.
–Darth Vader and Luna
Daily Feline Wisdom 