It’s been a long, hard week at work. Feel free to mail it in this Friday or even zonk out on top of the mail.
Just be sure to roust yourself in time for Happy Hour.
1/2 price tunatinis and ‘niparitas are not to be missed.
–Lily
A Kiss
Nothing says “I love you” like a kiss.
–Amber
Debate
A great debate is a perfect combination of theatrics, idealism, pragmatism, and claws, sheathed or drawn, depending on the point in the election cycle.
–Lily, Finnegan and Amber, the moderator
Green-eyed Girl
Nothing adorns a green room so perfectly as a green-eyed girl with a lush spider plant.
–Lily
Too Close
Meowies don’t like it when you get too close to them. Don’t worry if you forget this rule–the Meowies will remind you.
–Stella
Toppings
Pepperoni or sausage? Mushrooms or peppers?
Whatever your pizza topping preference, your Cat is the ultimate pizza box topper.
–Amber
Champion
You can’t become a champion of flexibility overnight. To become a champion, you need talent, practice and a performance enhancing drug like catnip.
–Lily
Be Discrete
If you’re a handsome Cat and you have an irresistible urge to clean your privates while outside, be sure to position yourself strategically behind a plant to prevent the smartphone-wielding Human paparazzi from catching you in a compromising position.
–Phelps
No Room
As Cats, sometimes you have to deliver uncomfortable truths to your Humans, such as the fact that there is no room for them on the bed.
–Amber, Quicksilver, Finnegan, Darth Vader and Phelps
Queuing up for Kibble
Sometimes it can be hard to tell if a Cat is in line for the kibble or not, particularly if she’s a Millennial Kitty, facing the wrong way, stretched out nonchalantly as if she’s not even hungry, caught up in texting or pokemoning or whatever else she’s doing with her snowy white paw.
Cut in front. Age before beauty.
–Phelps
Daily Feline and Canine Wisdom 