Are your Humans home unexpectedly early? Is the larger Woofie inexplicably immobilized? Are you sitting pretty on top of his crate?
Take the Fifth.
–Amber
Discoverers
If you are attentive and observant, once and awhile you stumble upon a hidden room in one of your known rooms.
You discovered it. Now it’s yours.
–Lily
Sharing
Cats do not like sharing. If you give us a single pile of treats, we will stare at it, at you and at each other until one Cat relinquishes control or you apportion the treats correctly, as you should have done in the beginning.
That’s better.
–Quicksilver and Darth Vader
Too much stuff
Do your Humans have too much stuff? Do they keep accumulating more stuff even though they have more than enough?
Feel free to give them a hard time, but not too hard because you don’t really want them to stop accumulating stuff as that would mean no more new boxes.
–Amber
A Guard Cat’s Duty…
Suppose you’ve spent all day defending the fort.
Suppose you come inside, all tuckered out, and realize that there’s simmering chicken broth attracting the likes of hounds and mini-hounds and puppy-hounds and whatever else falls under the general canine designation.
Pull yourself together.
A Guard Cat’s duty is never done.
–Phelps
Spread the Love
If you love everyone equally and strongly, they may just learn to love each other.
–Darth Vader, Cosmo, Human Daddy and Amber
Bunk Beds
Bunk beds are acceptable for naps so long as the top bunk provides enough clearance to prevent the upper Cat’s tail from inadvertently bopping the lower Cat’s ears.
–Lily and Amber
Height
Height isn’t determined by genetics.
How tall you are depends on how high you can jump.
–Finnegan
Grazing
No matter your species, it’s always a good idea to incorporate fresh, leafy greens in your daily diet.
–Cosmo and Quicksilver
Black goes with everything
Nothing is as chic as an all-black outfit because black works with everything from light brown mulch, to deep green leaves, to the neon pink flowers placed ever so casually over your glossy flank.
–Darth Vader
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