Remember that ballet flat you were looking for, Human Mommy?
Found it!
–Stella
New Couch
Thank you for my new couch, Humans.
It is super comfy, way better than a futon.
I promise not to eat it.
–Cosmo
RIP Mr. Gingerbread Man
In my defense, it’s hard to resist unstuffing a stuffy, particularly a stuffy shaped like a giant cookie.
Santa Claws, I really hope that this won’t remove me from the nice list. I mean, you like cookies too, right?
–Cosmo
Nice not Naughty
I’m a Good Puppy, Santa Claws. I haven’t even barely nibbled on Mr. Gingerbread Man yet.
–Cosmo
Unorthodox Situations
Are your Humans hauling the new futon mattress into the spare room every time they leave the Woofies in the living room unattended?
As a Cat, you should make the most of the situation.
–Darth, Phelps, and Finnegan
Daily Feline Wisdom 