Do your Human Servants ever fall asleep on one of your Private-Members-Only-Cat-Club couches, thus depriving you of a proper napping spot to which your club fees entitle you?
Inexcusable.
Totally inexcusable, were it not for the opposable thumbs.
–Phelps
What’s that, Humans? It’s time to come in from the Private Members-Only Cat Club immediately?
Let me think that over.
I’ll get back to you.
–Luna
Your porch, Humans? We fear you are mistaken–this is a Members Only Cat Club.
Say what? You want to join?
We regret to inform you that membership is by invitation only and the fees are more tuna cans than you can afford.
–Finnegan, Darth Vader, and Phelps
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