Why are you paying attention to the Woofies, Humans?!
I’m right here.
–Amber
Sunday Snooze
Nothing beats a Sunday snooze with your love…
…in a sun puddle.
–Sunny and Xena
More Gifts
Dogsmas was wonderful! I got a squeaky toy and a bully stick from Santa Claws, along with a squeaky toy from Papa Cosmo, one from Mama Stella, one from Sunny and five Catnip Mice from the Meowies.
I see that the stockings are still up…
That must mean that Santa is coming back tonight with more gifts for me, right?
–Xena
Hallmark Movies
Yet another Hallmark Holiday movie, Human Mommy?
You may not realize it…
…but you are driving your Dog to drink.
–Cosmo
Pillow
Does your Lady want you to be her pillow?
You’re a good guy–be her pillow.
–Sunny
Fire
Oh, fire!
You feel so good on my fur.
–Xena
Powers of the Mind
That chicken smells divine, but I would never stoop to begging like an undignified Woofie.
I am commanding a choice morsel to land before me through the powers of my Feline mind.
–Luna
Or one can just use Puppy Eyes and remind Human Daddy who his real bestfriend is.
–Cosmo
Saved you a seat
Come sit with us, Human Mommy!
We saved you a seat.
–Cosmo, Sunny, Xena and Stella
Begging
The Humans think that the Woofies only beg for Human food.
The Humans are mistaken.
We are all the targets of undignified begging.
–Luna
Downward Dog
Downward Dog is a beginner’s move.
Try DownwardUpwardTwisting Dog for a deeper stretch.
–Cosmo
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