While you are out, Humans, the Meowies catch up on their requisite 18 hours of daily sleep while we Dogs wait anxiously for your return.
–Cosmo and Stella
Photographic Evidence
In response to the comnents on my earlier post, please allow me to submit photographic evidence that I still fit on Human Daddy’s lap, sort of.
–Cosmo
Patience
It’s hard to wait for Human Daddy’s lap, particularly when there is a Meowie installed on his lap, making snide comments about how you no longer fit anyway.
–Cosmo
Nice not Naughty
I’m a Good Puppy, Santa Claws. I haven’t even barely nibbled on Mr. Gingerbread Man yet.
–Cosmo
Differentiation
Sometimes it can be hard to tell where one Dog stops and the other begins.
–Cosmo and Stella
Tug-of-War
When you get into a property dispute, say over a large, squeaky banana, tug-of-war involving said banana is the only way to establish ownership.
–Cosmo and Stella
The Mysterious Place the Humans call Work
Don’t be disappointed when Human Daddy brings you to the mysterious place he calls “work.”
It’s less exciting than you imagined but it’s still the best place in the whole wide world because you’re there with your Daddy.
–Cosmo and Stella
Gratitude
It’s important to show your gratitude when your Human Daddy sews you a new bed, with his own two hands, because you’ve destroyed all of your previous beds.
Try not to destroy this homemade bed for a couple of hours at least.
Thank you, Daddy!
It looks delicious…er…comfortable.
–Cosmo and Stella
Long and Lean
Stretch, stretch, stretch! Eventually you will become so long that your front and back paws will touch opposite sides of the futon mattress, so long as you don’t eat the mattress first.
–Stella
Fire making
If you are a Pup Scout, it’s very important to watch your Human Daddy carefully when he makes a fire so that you can learn to do it, too, and earn a merit badge.
–Cosmo
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