Yet another Hallmark Holiday movie, Human Mommy?
You may not realize it…
…but you are driving your Dog to drink.
–Cosmo
Why?
Why are you leaving us over the weekend, Human Mommy?
Are you mad because I removed a couple of ornaments from our Dogsmas tree?
–Xena
Powers of the Mind
That chicken smells divine, but I would never stoop to begging like an undignified Woofie.
I am commanding a choice morsel to land before me through the powers of my Feline mind.
–Luna
Or one can just use Puppy Eyes and remind Human Daddy who his real bestfriend is.
–Cosmo
Saved you a seat
Come sit with us, Human Mommy!
We saved you a seat.
–Cosmo, Sunny, Xena and Stella
Cuddle
It’s good to have someone to cuddle…
…on a chilly night.
–Sunny and Xena
Cushions and bolsters
Little Dogs make for great cushions.
Medium to large Dogs make for great bolsters.
–Stella and Xena
Fire
I used to help Human Daddy with the fire.
It’s Xena’s turn now.
Maybe I can start helping Human Mommy with her wine.
–Cosmo
Slow Service
What’s the hold-up, Human Daddy?
We’ve been waiting on our order of chicken and pumpkin stew forever!
Isn’t it ready yet?
–Cosmo, Stella, Xena and Sunny
Cookies
Why are you making me wait to nosh on my cookies until they’ve cooled down, Human Mommy?
They smell so good and I’m ever so hungry…
I promise I won’t burn my tongue!
–Cosmo
Lap
It’s okay to workout, Human Mommy, but please don’t overdo it!
We Dogs love you just the way you are.
We love the softness of your lap.
–Stella, Sunny, Xena and Cosmo
Daily Feline Wisdom 