One of the problems with online shopping is that you can’t try stuff on for size before purchasing.
I probably should have ordered this box in a size up.
Oh well…
Thank goodness for cardboard/spandex blends.
–Darth Vader
Personal Stylist
As a Girl Cat, part of your job is to help your Human Mommy pick out her outfits.
The grey shift is your best bet today, Human Mommy.
–Luna
Don’t be rude
It’s fine to fight your Big Sis for control of a cardboard box, but don’t ever say that you’d look better in it than her.
That would be rude.
–Luna
Eggs
Don’t I look pretty in this egg big brother Finnegan?
Honestly, little sis, you’re the wrong color. Only gingers look good in an egg, as our natural coloration simulates the white and the yolk.
–Luna and Finnegan
The Finest
A finer specimen than me there’s never been nor ever will be.
–Darth Vader
Great Boots!
Don’t be shy about giving compliments. For example, if your Human Mommy just got a pair of tall, lace-up boots, tell her how much you love them, especially the laces.
–Luna
Fashion Statements
You Human Ladies can spend hundreds, thousands on statement bags. We Lady Cats make a statement for free through the fashionable curl of our tails.
–Lily
Help your Humans look their Best
A navy blue dress is quite somber for a party, don’t you think?
Don’t worry! I’ll spiff up your dress with a fine sheen of white and gold fur.
–Finnegan
Multiply your Chic
Black fur goes with everything. Nothing goes with black fur so well as more black fur.
–Darth Vader, Stella and Cosmo
High Maintenance
Ladies, don’t let the Boy Cats rush you when you are getting ready for a Friday night out on the town. It takes time to look this good. There’s nothing wrong with being high maintenance.
–Lily
Daily Feline Wisdom 