I ordered my al fresco dinner of wet food and cream ages ago…
When is my order arriving?
When?!
–Darth Vader
Snack…
You are indulging in a questionably healthy snack, Human Mommy.
My question is this…
WHERE IS MY SNACK?
-Darth Vader
Convivial
It’s more convivial to eat with a friend than to eat alone.
Hiya, Sunny! Can I join you?
Sorry, Xena! You know I love you, but I’ve nearly licked my bowl clean!
–Xena and Sunny
I wonder…
I wonder if dinner is coming soon…
I wonder that, too, bro!
Hey, Humans! Can we get the ETA of our dinner?!
–Sunny and Cosmo
What about us?!
You just gave treats to Darth Vader, Human Mommy, to interrupt his aria of starvation.
But what about us?
Don’t you see that we are starving even more than Darth as we lack the strength to sing for our dinner?
–Quicksilver and Luna
Peckish
Treats, PLEASE!
I’m feeling mighty peckish.
–Finnegan
Treats!
Oh my Dog, Papa Cosmo!
Those Meowie Treats smell good!
They sure do, Little Xena, but beware…
Human Mommy says we’ll turn into Meowies if we eat their treats…
And Human Daddy will be mighty cross.
–Xena and Cosmo
Pizza
Pizza, again?!
Wouldn’t a can or a few cans or a dozen cans of tuna be tastier and healthier for us all, Humans?
–Quicksilver
Self-Serve
Human Daddy…
Human DADDY!
The Meowies are helping themselves to MY dinner!
–Cosmo
Stretching Out
I understand the urge to stretch out after dinner, Cosmo…
But could you be careful not to thwack my face with one of your enormous back paws?
–Sunny
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