Beware!
There are many Apex Predators about.
Enter our Jungle at your own risk.
–Quicksilver and Phelps
Sick Day
Have you ever called in sick on a Friday because you fancied a 3-day weekend?
For shame!
We Guard Cats take no sick days.
–Phelps, Darth Vader, Luna, and Quicksilver
Ingress and Egress
Not only do great Guard Cats prevent ingress of intruders, we also prevent egress of our Human Servants.
Unless you guys are heading out to fetch tuna for our supper… In that case, be our guest.
–Darth Vader and Quicksilver
New Recruit
When sizing up new recruits to the Guard Cat Academy, it’s important to assess their physical size, but even more important to measure the size of their personality.
Oh boy… I’ve got my paws full with this one.
–Phelps
Daily Feline Wisdom 