Halloween is around the corner.
Grab yourself a squeaky pumpkin!
–Xena
Month of the Panther
October is and always will be…
…the Month of the Panther.
–Darth Vader
Boo!
Don’t spend too much on an itchy, ill-fitting Halloween costume that you’ll only wear once!
Sometimes, all you need is to accentuate your eyes.
Boo!
–Darth Vader
Trick-or-treat?
How does the trick-or-treat thing work, Humans? Do I need to do a trick like paw-shake or high-paw? Do you want to smell my feet?
Seriously, I don’t care about the costumes. I just want to maximize my TREATS.
–Cosmo
Halloween Rule #1
Humans do not, we repeat do NOT dress up your Cats.
We do not like that, we would hate that, we might never forgive you.
Like NEVER EVER not even for a million cans of tuna would we forgive you.
Feel free to dress up like us though. You won’t look as good as us, of course, but we’ll appreciate your effort and only mock you behind your back because, really, who are you kidding trying to look like a Cat?
Only Cats can do Cat.
–Lily
About us…
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Daily wisdom: Don’t dress up your cat for Halloween. We don’t like that, we really, REALLY do NOT.*
It’s perfectly all right to dress up like us, though. Even if you don’t get it quite right, we appreciate the effort.
*Unless we do. Some cats like dressing up. Ask your kitty to be sure.
Costumes
Halloween is just around the corner. If you are not fortunate enough to be a glossy black cat, it is time to start planning your costume.
–Darth Vader
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