Lieutenants sometimes fall asleep.
In those cases, it is up to the Generals to defend the Catland.
–General Phelps
Tug
Hiya Uncle Darth!
Wanna play Tug with this awesome new rope toy the Humans got for us?
Nope.
–Xena and Darth Vader
Getting up?
What’s that, Human? You are getting up?
I have not authorized this.
I have not relieved you of your duty as my personal mattress.
I also require head skritches until I tire of your ministrations and bite, or fall asleep on you, my mattress.
–Quicksilver
Lights
You’re up early, Human Mommy.
Must you turn on the lights?
–Amber
Winter Doldrums
We are in the midst of the winter doldrums.
Life is ever so dull…
I am ever so glum.
–Finnegan
Bad Picture
The lighting is all wrong.
I’m simply not in the mood.
And yet…
I can’t take a bad picture.
–Amber
Attention
Why are you paying attention to the Woofies, Humans?!
I’m right here.
–Amber
Wasted Space
Don’t waste space in your home!
That open space below the entry-way table?
Prime real estate!
Invest in luxury Cat Condos.
–Quicksilver, Darth Vader and Luna
Clean
The plates and cutlery and all the auxiliaries are clean.
Why is there no saucer of cream?
Where is my plate of freshly decanned tuna?
–Lily
To brunch…
To brunch or to nap?
Fortunately, brunch continues into the late afternoon…
Plenty of time to wake up, grab a Meowmosa, and return to our Sunday Sleep Marathon.
–Darth Vader and Finnegan
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