Don’t be shy about giving compliments. For example, if your Human Mommy just got a pair of tall, lace-up boots, tell her how much you love them, especially the laces.
–Luna
Doppelcatter
Occasionally, you may come face to face with your Doppelcatter. Ignore him. The resemblance isn’t all that striking and you’re obviously handsomer than him anyway.
–Finnegan and Charlie
While you are out…
While you are out, Humans, the Meowies catch up on their requisite 18 hours of daily sleep while we Dogs wait anxiously for your return.
–Cosmo and Stella
Newfound Celebrity
The omnipresence of the paparazzi is one of the hardest things to get used to when you become a star. Don’t sweat it. So long as you keep your pretty whiskers groomed and your shirt front bright white, you’ll never take a bad photo.
–Luna
Cruel and Crueler
Who is crueler, Human Daddy, who makes an unreasonable rule like no Cats in the bedroom while the Humans are at work, or Human Mommy who enforces said rule?
–Darth Vader
Dear Santa Claws
You know what would be nice, Santa Claws? A new, comfy doggy bed. The floor is hard, Santa Claws, and we believe the Meowies have perfumed our blanket more than once.
–Stella and Cosmo
Christmas Stockings
Everyone gets a Catsmas stocking in my new home, including me.
Meowy Catsmas!
–Luna
Photographic Evidence
In response to the comnents on my earlier post, please allow me to submit photographic evidence that I still fit on Human Daddy’s lap, sort of.
–Cosmo
Patience
It’s hard to wait for Human Daddy’s lap, particularly when there is a Meowie installed on his lap, making snide comments about how you no longer fit anyway.
–Cosmo
Sunday Brunch
Nothing tops off a weekend as well as a hearty Sunday Brunch with a friend.
–Amber and Luna
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