No, Cosmo, Human Mommy can’t play fetch with you right now.
Can’t you see?
Human Mommy is busy being my cushion.
–Darth Vader
Jealousy
Don’t be jealous, Human Mommy!
You’re still Human Daddy’s favorite Human Lady.
–Lily
Lap Warmer
As temperatures plummet..
…find yourself a good lap warmer.
–Darth Vader
Daily Feline Wisdom 