The Vacuum is only a threat when Human Mommy is in one of her crazy clean-all-the-things moods. These moods happen extraordinarily infrequently, thank Catness. Purrs, Lily
You should see Louis Catorze with the vacuum. He’s not scared: he’s FURIOUS. He will go to any human not operating the vacuum & give them his “Et alors? Aren’t you going to do anything about this?” scream-sequence.
Of course he is furious! The vacuum is stealing the glossy, black, royal fur that he has so magnanimously shed on the chateau. I bet you sell it on the black fur market for a tidy profit. Purrs, Lily
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that count vaccula… I always thought vampires come out at night, but this ones are special…
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Well, ours doesn’t come out much at all… Human Mommy is allergic to housework, like vampires are to garlic. Purrs, Lily
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How many times have I NOT vacuumed because all the cats were peacefully napping ?! So many times.
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I use that excuse too. Gotta love cats! 🙂
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Hate to disturb their 16-18 hours of sleep.
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Yes and I hate to vacuum too. Win-win!
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Purrs, Lily
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Inexcusable to wake a sleeping Cat! Purrs, Lily
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You’re welcome! Purrs, Lily
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So many thanks are due to your Cats! (Seriously, did you really want to vacuum?) Purrs, Lily
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lily…yur mom haz sum kinda nerve …..N we gotta add mit ewe iz waaaaay braver N uz….we wood knot lie that close two de vaccuum………… !!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🙂 ♥♥
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The Vacuum is only a threat when Human Mommy is in one of her crazy clean-all-the-things moods. These moods happen extraordinarily infrequently, thank Catness. Purrs, Lily
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You should see Louis Catorze with the vacuum. He’s not scared: he’s FURIOUS. He will go to any human not operating the vacuum & give them his “Et alors? Aren’t you going to do anything about this?” scream-sequence.
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Of course he is furious! The vacuum is stealing the glossy, black, royal fur that he has so magnanimously shed on the chateau. I bet you sell it on the black fur market for a tidy profit. Purrs, Lily
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It’s not black when it comes off him. It’s grey. Weird but true!
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Perhaps he reserves le noir for his private cache, impenetrable by the vacuum? Purrs, Lily
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