Don’t waste space in your home!
That open space below the entry-way table?
Prime real estate!
Invest in luxury Cat Condos.
–Quicksilver, Darth Vader and Luna
Air Biscuits
Watching your weight this Holiday season?
Perhaps I can interest you in a fresh batch of air biscuits.
They are fat-, sugar- and calorie-free, but just as sweet as can be.
–Lily
Hallmark Movies
Yet another Hallmark Holiday movie, Human Mommy?
You may not realize it…
…but you are driving your Dog to drink.
–Cosmo
Catsmas Tree
Is one ever too old to nibble on the Catsmas Tree?
Nope…
Not ever.
–Luna
Clean
The plates and cutlery and all the auxiliaries are clean.
Why is there no saucer of cream?
Where is my plate of freshly decanned tuna?
–Lily
Cuddle
Surely you have time for a cuddle before you get up, Human Mommy.
Surely!
–Luna
Throne
Old IKEA wardrobe or…
Cat Throne?
–Lily
Shower
No, you may not take a shower, Human Mommy.
Can’t you see I’m busy loafing here?
–Lily
Why?
Why are you leaving us over the weekend, Human Mommy?
Are you mad because I removed a couple of ornaments from our Dogsmas tree?
–Xena
Pillow
Does your Lady want you to be her pillow?
You’re a good guy–be her pillow.
–Sunny
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