I’d stand on my hind legs all day…

…everyday…

…to bring myself closer to your kisses.
I love you, Human Daddy.
–Cosmo
I’d stand on my hind legs all day…

…everyday…

…to bring myself closer to your kisses.
I love you, Human Daddy.
–Cosmo
Whisper sweet nothings in my ear.
Tell me I’m the prettiest, the stripiest, the glossiest Kitty you’ve ever known…

Then substantiate those sweet nothings with something, such as cream, tuna or ‘Nip.
–Lily
There are alternatives to the traditional tux…

Try grey and white…

Or gold and platinum.
–Quicksilver and Finnegan
I know that the Meowies have already attempted to roust you for Food o’clock, Human Mommy, but my request is even more urgent.

I need to go potty! Now!
–Stella
It’s late. I’m hungry. Where have you been?

Work, you say?

A likely story!
–Orzo, Guest Contributor
Even if the Humans haven’t tidied up in a long while…

…proper Lady Cats must stack themselves decoratively.
–Amber and Lily
Well hello there, Ginger Cat mug.

Who invited you?

Was it a Human?

Security!
–Quicksilver
“Go to sleep, little Xena. It’s naptime.”
“Okay, Papa Cosmo. It will be playtime right after naptime…”

“Right?”
–Cosmo and Xena
Oh, Sun, you may have overdone it a bit this summer.

But not all of us minded!

Honest!

Please keep the warmth flowing into the fall.
–Amber