This is comfortable for you, right, Human Daddy?
Good! I thought you needed a lap cuddle.
–Cosmo
Why Woofies?
Why’d you get the Woofies, Humans?
I know it’s been nearly 3 years, but I still haven’t figured it out.
Why Woofies?!
–Phelps
Biscuits
When you invite over friends…
…be sure to have enough Dog biscuits.
–Xena, Cosmo, Dario, Nola and Stella
Attention to Detail
Curl your tail and your whiskers to match.
Ladies appreciate attention to detail.
–Phelps
She’s looking at me!
Why is she staring at me?!
Oh, Auntie Amber! Can’t you tell? It’s because I adore you.
–Amber and Xena
Cheat Day
Don’t beat yourself up for cheating on your Paleo, Raw Food, Keto, Gluten-Free Summer Diet, inspired by your Lion cousins.
Stuff happens… Mass-produced Kibble can smell really good…
Pick yourself up and go back on the prowl.
–Finnegan
Coffee vs Catnip
Is coffee like Catnip?
It must be, judging by your obsession with the dark, scalding stuff.
–Quicksilver
The Right Size
I’d love to grow up big and strong like Papa Cosmo!
On the other paw, my small stature has some advantages.
Coffee table naps… Need I say more?
–Xena
Life is Good
Life is good…
…really good.
–Quicksilver
How Rude!
What are you doing sitting in my spot?!
How rude!
–Darth Vader
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