Welcome home, Humans! T.C.I.F. and all that.
What did you bring us?
–Finnegan, Phelps and Quicksilver
Bow
Want to go up the stairs?
Bow to your Queen.
That’s how you bow?!
We have some work to do.
–Amber
Family
–Stella, Xena and Cosmo
Coordination
If you must share space with a Woofie, make sure that the Woofie’s fur complements your own.
And that she sits at least a tail-length behind you.
–Orzo, Guest Contributor
Back off, Monday
Back off, Monday!
I have Murder Mittens.
–Lily
Intrusions
There are many ways to defend yourself against Woofie intrusions.
For example, you can build a pillow barricade.
Or you can take a hostage, like the Second Can Opener, aka Human Mommy.*
–Phelps
*It is very important to take the Second Can Opener hostage and not the First. If you take the First Can Opener hostage, you’ll wait a long time for your own dinner, too.
Dinnertime
We’ve talked it over.
It’s not okay to feed the Woofies before us.
No way, no how.
–Amber and Lily
Ornithologist
As an Ornithologist, the closer you get to the Birdies, the better.
Unless it’s hot outside, like mind-blowing, whisker-curling hot.
Then it is acceptable to watch the Birdies from an air-conditioned vantage point.
–Quicksilver
Hot
Despite the heat, the Woofies gallop.
Silly Woofies.
–Darth Vader
Fireworks
Happy 4th of July!
Kindly refrain from setting off any fireworks in our vicinity.
–Darth Vader and Quicksilver
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