If your Humans tell you that they have run out of kitty treats, don’t stop begging. Au contraire, send your Humans on a guilt trip by intensifying your gaze and letting your meow warble with hunger. At least they’ll feel bad and at best they’ll crack open a can of tuna to apologize.
–Quicksilver
Kiss your beloved as often as you can. There’s no such thing as too many kisses.
–Cosmo
Nothing compares to flopping down and rolling about on the newly thawed sidewalk on an unseasonably warm March day.
–Lily
Spring is almost here. Venture outside the fort to get some fresh air and to reestablish your dominance as the neighborhood watch cats.
–Phelps and Darth
Don’t worry if your favorite lap seems smaller than it used to. You’re still a lapdog so long as your Human Daddy says you fit.
–Cosmo
Nothing says Friday like a catnip-filled pepper.
–Quicksilver
There’s something to be said for shopping local. Those canvas bags your Humans use are fun to sleep and shed on. Amazon, however, provides you with enormous, paper-filled boxes and doesn’t require your Humans to leave the house, which, in an ideal world, they never would.
–Lily
You know you’re a tough guy when you can handle a sleeping, slobbery woofie on your back paws for 30 seconds.
Do it for more than half a minute and you’re no longer tough; you’re insane.
–Darth Vader
Caves are good and so are windows. Curtain-caves adjacent to windows are the best of all.
–Finnegan
Were you Humans planning on making the bed before heading off to the place you call “work”? Don’t, just don’t. A cat is sleeping on the bed, her bed…
Do NOT disturb.
–Amber
