The omnipresence of the paparazzi is one of the hardest things to get used to when you become a star. Don’t sweat it. So long as you keep your pretty whiskers groomed and your shirt front bright white, you’ll never take a bad photo.
–Luna
Cruel and Crueler
Who is crueler, Human Daddy, who makes an unreasonable rule like no Cats in the bedroom while the Humans are at work, or Human Mommy who enforces said rule?
–Darth Vader
Dear Santa Claws
You know what would be nice, Santa Claws? A new, comfy doggy bed. The floor is hard, Santa Claws, and we believe the Meowies have perfumed our blanket more than once.
–Stella and Cosmo
Christmas Stockings
Everyone gets a Catsmas stocking in my new home, including me.
Meowy Catsmas!
–Luna
Photographic Evidence
In response to the comnents on my earlier post, please allow me to submit photographic evidence that I still fit on Human Daddy’s lap, sort of.
–Cosmo
Patience
It’s hard to wait for Human Daddy’s lap, particularly when there is a Meowie installed on his lap, making snide comments about how you no longer fit anyway.
–Cosmo
Sunday Brunch
Nothing tops off a weekend as well as a hearty Sunday Brunch with a friend.
–Amber and Luna
RIP Mr. Gingerbread Man
In my defense, it’s hard to resist unstuffing a stuffy, particularly a stuffy shaped like a giant cookie.
Santa Claws, I really hope that this won’t remove me from the nice list. I mean, you like cookies too, right?
–Cosmo
Nice not Naughty
I’m a Good Puppy, Santa Claws. I haven’t even barely nibbled on Mr. Gingerbread Man yet.
–Cosmo
The Joy of Being Outnumbered
Humans, you have not known true joy until you have stumbled out of bed to find yourself surrounded by a pride of lions.
Coffee can wait. Get busy opening our cans of wet food. They don’t call us apex predators for nothing and there is only one of you and seven of us, not counting the new cub upstairs.
–Darth Vader, Phelps, Lily, Charlie, Quicksilver, Amber and Finnegan
