Sometimes it’s hard to tell if you are a Cat or a pancake.
No worries–you’ll figure it out sooner or later, just as soon as the nip wears off or somebody shows up with a pitcher of syrup.
–Lily
Shaken not stirred
There are Woofies on the couch and politics on TV.
Life is stressful.
The Humans have their beverages of choice.
You are well within your rights to order a tunatini to help yourself cope.
–Quicksilver
Desperate Times
Have your Humans still not called a plumber to fix the drippy faucet of youth so that it drips again?
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Not half bad–much better than a water bowl.
–Charlie
Don’t mind the parrot…
Get up high, as high as possible, when the Woofies are careening around your backyard like a pair of wild ponies.
Don’t mind the parrot–he can look out for himself.
–Amber
First Come First Served
A king-size bed can accommodate only one Cat at a time.
First come, first served.
Late arrivals must wait patiently on the ottoman.
–Darth Vader
Falling Asleep at the Bar
It’s not good to pass out at a bar, unless it’s a salad bar, in which case a snooze is acceptable so long as there aren’t any impatient Cats in line for the spider plant behind you.
–Lily
Tummy Rub
Don’t assume that a lady wants stroking just because she exposes her beautiful, caramel belly.
Be prepared for claws and possibly teeth if you move your hand any closer.
–Amber
Contentment
A good head skritch on top of a soft lap is pretty much the definition of contentment.
–Quicksilver
Run/Fly
Run.
Run as hard as you can.
When three of your four paws lift off the ground, you’ll fly.
–Cosmo
Best Naps
Fancy mattresses are nice, but nothing beats a rough stone pathway, warmed by the midday sun.
–Phelps and Quicksilver
