If you really want the ball as badly as you say you do, stop bringing it back to the Human who tosses it across the backyard, away from you, again and again and again.
Logic, Woofies, logic.
–Darth Vader
Do Not Disturb
It’s never wise to disturb a Queen, particularly when she’s napping.
–Amber
Bromance
Nothing solidifies a friendship like a good, firm headbutt.
–Cosmo and Finnegan
A well appointed park
A well appointed park contains multiple drinking fountains as you never know when hunting…er…strolling will pique your thirst.
–Phelps
Multiply your Chic
Black fur goes with everything. Nothing goes with black fur so well as more black fur.
–Darth Vader, Stella and Cosmo
How do you know I won’t like it?
Humans, how do you know I won’t like peanut butter unless you offer me some? The Woofies seem quite keen on it.
Not good for me, you say?
I’m 16 going on 17. I’ll be the judge of that.
–Charlie
Mutually Beneficial Relationships
I’ll be your lap warmer if I can warm my face in the crook of your elbow on this crisp November day.
–Darth Vader
Superiority
We Cats know we are superior.
Thank you, PBS, for producing the documentary “The Story of Cats” that confirms what we always knew about ourselves.
–Darth Vader
Chefs
We Cats are the Head Chefs in our households.
You Humans can rise no higher than the rank of Sous Chef, at best.
No garlic, no onions, no seasonings at all, save a dash of sea salt to our taste, not yours.
The Human palate is not sufficiently refined to judge seasonings.
On second thought, don’t bother with the cooking.
Present our food raw but at room temperature.
A Great Chef lets the meat sing for itself.
–Quicksilver
No judgment
Are your Humans hitting the vino kind of hard while watching the election returns tonight?
Remind them that it’s a work night, but don’t judge them too harshly, so long as they pour you a tunatini, a niparita, a Catmopolitan or the cocktail of your choice.
Elections are stressful for all of us.
–Amber
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