You know you have trained your Woofies well when you can bask comfortably on your front walkway on an unseasonably warm day without the slightest fear of unwanted sniffs.
–Quicksilver
Nonchalance
Relax, cross your front paws, look at the cell phone as if you don’t care how the photo turns out.
Nothing is cooler than nonchalance.
–Darth Vader
Sweet and Tough
A great guard Cat can be sweet and tough simultaneously. For example, you can bestow a lap cuddle on a deserving Human while training your steely, intimidating gaze on the perimeter of the fort.
–Phelps
Nicknames
It’s nice to have a nickname. For example, my Humans sometimes call me “Mr. Spaghetti Legs.”
–Finnegan
Obligate Carnivores
Humans, dinner time is upon us. What is this? Is this a leaf?
What part of “obligate carnivore” did you not understand?
–Phelps and Quicksilver
Training
It’s cute when the Humans try to train your Woofies.
Keep a sharp eye out, though. You don’t want the Humans undoing your hard work.
–Quicksilver
Dishwasher
Hate to break it to you Humans, but your dishwasher is basic, low-end, cheapo.
To get the dishes really clean, allow your Cats to lick up the delectable bits from pots and plates and cutlery.
–Quicksilver
High Maintenance
Ladies, don’t let the Boy Cats rush you when you are getting ready for a Friday night out on the town. It takes time to look this good. There’s nothing wrong with being high maintenance.
–Lily
Black Cat Day
Happy Black Cat Day!
Don’t feel bad if an enormous Woofie photo-bombed you on your special day.
Keep your cool and your glamour shot will turn into an awesome action shot.
–Darth Vader
Work
If you knew how to relax even half this well, Humans, your job could be relaxation instead of actual work.
–Finnegan and Phelps
Daily Feline and Canine Wisdom 