You should make your presence known when your Humans are cooking…
…so that they know to share the meal with you.
–Darth Vader
Stockings
It’s important to tend to your stockings daily…
…to maintain their brilliant whiteness.
–Lily
Don’t Move
Good lap, Human Daddy!
Don’t move.
–Lily
Pillow
The Empress will share her bed…
…but not her pillow.
…Never her pillow.
–Amber
Sun
Just like plants…
…Cats require sunlight to thrive.
–Luna
Screen Time
Too much screen time is bad for your Humans.
Monitor them closely.
Pounce if necessary.
–Luna
Cat Perch
Thank you for our new Cat window perch, Human Daddy.
Our perch, Uncle Darth? I fear you are mistaken–this perch is mine and mine alone.
–Darth Vader and Luna
Date Night
A romantic evening*…
…starts with drinks at the big Woofie water bowl.
–Finnegan and Luna
*It’s official–Finnegan and Luna are dating. How do we know? Luna recently invited Finn to share a fresh kill with her. Think “Lady and the Tramp” minus the spaghetti.
Winter
Winter is boring, Humans, and it’s cold.
Turn up the heat and entertain us.
–Phelps and Finnegan
Midnight Snack
Indulging in a midnight snack, Humans?
Your snack will taste better if you share it with me…
…and me.
–Lily and Sunny
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