You should make your presence known when your Humans are cooking…
…so that they know to share the meal with you.
–Darth Vader
Powers of the Mind
That chicken smells divine, but I would never stoop to begging like an undignified Woofie.
I am commanding a choice morsel to land before me through the powers of my Feline mind.
–Luna
Or one can just use Puppy Eyes and remind Human Daddy who his real bestfriend is.
–Cosmo
Cookies
Why are you making me wait to nosh on my cookies until they’ve cooled down, Human Mommy?
They smell so good and I’m ever so hungry…
I promise I won’t burn my tongue!
–Cosmo
Top Chef
Looks good…
Smells awesome!
Please share, Human Daddy, aka Top Chef.
–Cosmo and Xena
Begging…
You Humans call it “begging.”
We call it “ordering.”
–Luna, Stella, and Cosmo
No need to cook
Humans, don’t feel obliged to boil that lovely chicken on my account. Just remove the plastic and place the bird on the floor. I’ll serve myself–no problem.
–Charlie
Dinnertime
Dinnertime is upon us, Humans.
May we assume that you have planned an appropriately meaty menu for us?
–Quicksilver and Charlie
Chefs
We Cats are the Head Chefs in our households.
You Humans can rise no higher than the rank of Sous Chef, at best.
No garlic, no onions, no seasonings at all, save a dash of sea salt to our taste, not yours.
The Human palate is not sufficiently refined to judge seasonings.
On second thought, don’t bother with the cooking.
Present our food raw but at room temperature.
A Great Chef lets the meat sing for itself.
–Quicksilver
Culinary Inspiration
Not sure what to make for dinner? Look to birds… er… nature for inspiration.
–Amber and Quicksilver
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