Puppy Princesses need their beauty sleep. So do Cat Queens.
Nothing prevents us from napping together once and awhile.
We’re all royalty, after all.
–Stella and Amber
Well trained Woofies
You know you have trained your Woofies well when you can bask comfortably on your front walkway on an unseasonably warm day without the slightest fear of unwanted sniffs.
–Quicksilver
Puppy Eyes
Are your Humans trying to enforce an unreasonable rule* like “no furry children in the bedroom while the Humans are away at the mysterious place they call ‘work’?”
Time to deploy the Puppy Eyes and a grand Puppy Yawn.
–Stella and Cosmo
*This rule is obviously unreasonable because we have nothing good to lounge on in our living room given that we have eaten all of our futon mattresses, our couch, a comfy side chair and a footrest.
Trick-or-treat?
How does the trick-or-treat thing work, Humans? Do I need to do a trick like paw-shake or high-paw? Do you want to smell my feet?
Seriously, I don’t care about the costumes. I just want to maximize my TREATS.
–Cosmo
Training
It’s cute when the Humans try to train your Woofies.
Keep a sharp eye out, though. You don’t want the Humans undoing your hard work.
–Quicksilver
Black Cat Day
Happy Black Cat Day!
Don’t feel bad if an enormous Woofie photo-bombed you on your special day.
Keep your cool and your glamour shot will turn into an awesome action shot.
–Darth Vader
Gratitude
It’s important to show your gratitude when your Human Daddy sews you a new bed, with his own two hands, because you’ve destroyed all of your previous beds.
Try not to destroy this homemade bed for a couple of hours at least.
Thank you, Daddy!
It looks delicious…er…comfortable.
–Cosmo and Stella
Long and Lean
Stretch, stretch, stretch! Eventually you will become so long that your front and back paws will touch opposite sides of the futon mattress, so long as you don’t eat the mattress first.
–Stella
A good walk
Take your Woofie for a walk. Long or short, he’ll appreciate it.
–Quicksilver
Watchdogs
A great pair of watchdogs has one dog to watch up high and one dog to watch the middle and lower ground for threats, squirrels, friends and treats not necessarily in that order.
–Cosmo and Stella
Daily Feline Wisdom 