What do you mean we aren’t over the hump yet?

Isn’t it enough just to wake up?
–Luna
What do you mean we aren’t over the hump yet?

Isn’t it enough just to wake up?
–Luna
Eventually, we all become someone else’s pillow.

–Sunny, Cosmo and Stella
Someday I will occupy the highest shelf on the Cat Tree.

Someday I will be a 5-Claw General.
–Major Luna
Monday…

…again?!

How very dreadful for you, Humans.
–Lily
The Foster Kittens and their Mama are still here, Humama?
Here in my house?
Not cool, Humama…

Not cool at all.
–Orzo, Guest Contributor
Don’t waste space in your home!

That open space below the entry-way table?

Prime real estate!

Invest in luxury Cat Condos.
–Quicksilver, Darth Vader and Luna
Is one ever too old to nibble on the Catsmas Tree?

Nope…

Not ever.
–Luna
My bedspread is wrinkled, Humans!
I fully intend to file a complaint with management…

…right after I wake up from my 8 to 12 hour nap.
–Darth Vader
The worst thing about the annual trip to the vet?

Everything.
–Phelps
It’s rude to text when your Cat is starving…

…starving for treats.
–Luna