It’s nearly Food o’clock, Humans.
Why haven’t you started preparing my nightly feast?
–Quicksilver
Gong
If your dinner doesn’t appear after three full-throated meows…
…deploy the gong.
–Finnegan
Powers of the Mind
That chicken smells divine, but I would never stoop to begging like an undignified Woofie.
I am commanding a choice morsel to land before me through the powers of my Feline mind.
–Luna
Or one can just use Puppy Eyes and remind Human Daddy who his real bestfriend is.
–Cosmo
Empty Tummy
Dinner is ready…
…yet my tummy remains empty.
Rectify this situation, Humans!
–Luna
Treats!
It’s rude to text when your Cat is starving…
…starving for treats.
–Luna
Urgent
I know that the Meowies have already attempted to roust you for Food o’clock, Human Mommy, but my request is even more urgent.
I need to go potty! Now!
–Stella
TGIF
It’s Friday, Humans! You can look forward to sleeping in tomorrow!
Until Food o’Clock.
–Luna
Finally!
Yay! You are finally getting up, Human Mommy!
None too soon! It’s already half past Food o’Clock!
–Quicksilver
Are you done?
Are you done with that, Stella?
Waste not want not…
We’re more than happy to help you finish it off!
–Cosmo and Xena
Special
Sure, the special effects in the movie are nice, Human Daddy.
But they’re not nearly as special as the pizza you’re eating.
Throw a Dog a crust, or a slice or the rest of the pie.
–Cosmo
Daily Feline Wisdom 