It’s essential to stay hydrated when temperatures soar.
Don’t drink out of the silly bowls the Humans provide for you. Drink exclusively from the drippy faucet of youth.
Seriously, it’s at least 9 times more hydrating than regular water.
Trust me.
Depending on the Google result you consult, I’m at least 80 years old.
I don’t look a day over 60, though, do I?
–Charlie
Do you Humans sometimes feel bad because you’re just not as limber as you used to be? Do you blame the advancing years for the fact that you can no longer touch your front paws to your bottom paws?
Old age may not be helping things but the real problem is that you’re just not practicing enough.
Seriously, do you even remember the last time you flung your bottom paw over your shoulder while watching TV?
–Luna
Do the younger Cats display insufficient respect to you, the Catriarch, ever since they discovered that your previous Humans removed your claws because they loved their furniture more than you?
Time to make a Woofie ally.
–Charlie
Elder Cats may linger over dinner just as long as we please. Younger Cats must wait respectfully in the waiting box, sometimes referred to as a bar, until we cede our place.
Such are the privileges of age.
–Charlie
Daily Feline Wisdom 