Thanks for the treats, Human Mommy!
Wait…
Did you give Darth Vader more than you gave to me?
–Lily
Treat Shortfall
Uncle Darth, have we run out of treats?!
Yes, Luna, we have.
Let us ignore the Humans more pointedly than usual.
–Darth Vader and Luna
Treats!
It’s rude to text when your Cat is starving…
…starving for treats.
–Luna
Uber (Tr)eats
There is nothing wrong with having your treats delivered by Uber, Grubhub or the like.
Sure, you pay a little extra and you’re not able to enjoy the atmosphere of the kitchen.
But sometimes it’s just so convenient to snack behind the Woofie gate!
–Luna, Darth Vader and Lily
More treats…
Can you really say “no” to an extra serving of treats, Humans?
Can you?
–Stella
Second Chances
What do you mean we’re out of treats?
You’re fired!
What are you doing with your opposable thumbs? Are you opening cans of stinky, gravy, meaty goodness out of guilt?
We may have jumped the gun. We love you, Humans, especially your thumbs.
You may stay on, on probation.
–Charlie, Luna, Lily and Amber
Conga Line
Conga Line, four Cats enjoying treats or a combination of both?
–Darth Vader, Quicksilver, Lily and Charlie
Trick-or-treat?
How does the trick-or-treat thing work, Humans? Do I need to do a trick like paw-shake or high-paw? Do you want to smell my feet?
Seriously, I don’t care about the costumes. I just want to maximize my TREATS.
–Cosmo
Inventory
When Human Daddy returns from the market, it is essential to inventory his purchases immediately.
If you don’t know what he got, how will you know what to beg for?
–Quicksilver and Cosmo
Watchdogs
A great pair of watchdogs has one dog to watch up high and one dog to watch the middle and lower ground for threats, squirrels, friends and treats not necessarily in that order.
–Cosmo and Stella
Daily Feline Wisdom 