When you are a young cat, you want to stalk birds all day every day of the year. As you mature, you realize that it is better to stay inside on chilly winter mornings, particularly if your humans are frying up turkey bacon. There is more than one way to get your fill of bird.
–Quicksilver
Power stems from equanimity. Your actions will never land on four paws until you relax and find balance with your surroundings.
–Lily
Everyone needs an occasional pick-me-up. Sit beside the coffee maker long enough and your humans will offer you a milky latte or better yet a can of tuna.
–Quicksilver
It’s not that cats don’t like water; we just don’t like seeing our humans wasting it on baths and showers. Water is for hydrating oneself ; tongues are for grooming oneself.
–Charlie
Does your workout feel too intense? Take a break by collapsing on the treadmill. Call it yoga if that eases your conscience.
–Amber
The outdoors can be uncomfortably chilly in the winter. Instruct your humans to plant and maintain a living room jungle so that you can enjoy nature in the comfort of your home.
–Finnegan
Guarding the fort is no joking matter. When the puppy gets big enough and smart enough, maybe he can help. Maybe…
–Phelps
Cats above and puppy below–such is the proper order of things.
–Amber and Lily
It is okay to criticize your little brother’s wardrobe, even if his long legs, curled tail, and enviable bone structure render a loud plaid almost chic.
–Darth Vader
The cardboard box fits if you can fit your whole body in it. Don’t let anyone tell you it’s too tight. Embrace your curves.
–Lily
Daily Feline Wisdom 