Bunk beds are acceptable for naps so long as the top bunk provides enough clearance to prevent the upper Cat’s tail from inadvertently bopping the lower Cat’s ears.
–Lily and Amber
Scary Things
Your Humans try to comfort and distract you when you’re scared of things like thunderstorms or fireworks or really angry cats.
Return the favor by comforting and distracting them when scary things happen on TV.
–Cosmo
Height
Height isn’t determined by genetics.
How tall you are depends on how high you can jump.
–Finnegan
Grazing
No matter your species, it’s always a good idea to incorporate fresh, leafy greens in your daily diet.
–Cosmo and Quicksilver
Light as a Feather
“70 pounds!” exclaims the vet.
Doctors miscalculate sometimes.
You know in your heart you’re as light as a feather, as heavy as a mountain, the exact weight of love.
–Cosmo
Black goes with everything
Nothing is as chic as an all-black outfit because black works with everything from light brown mulch, to deep green leaves, to the neon pink flowers placed ever so casually over your glossy flank.
–Darth Vader
You call that a scratching post?
Don’t get me wrong–those flimsy sisal scratching posts the Humans procure for us at the pet shop are nice and all.
But if you want a superior pawdicure, nothing beats raking your claws over the rough bark of a mature oak.
–Lily
Puppies are like Rainbows
Puppies are like Rainbows.
No matter what, we’ll brighten your day.
–Cosmo and Stella
Even more beautiful
Your next selfie can always be more beautiful than the last. Simply rotate your body, stretch out your front legs and stare at the camera as if to say “Selfies are done, but I still do them better than anyone else.”
–Amber
Take a Break
Even tough guys need to take a break sometimes, particularly after they’ve been taken unceremoniously and unjustly to the vet for a totally unnecessary “wellness exam.”
–Phelps
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