I killed the Creepy Crawly, Human Mommy!
I even refrained from eating it so that you could see my good work.
Where’s my reward?
P.S. I accept payment in Tuna (packed in water not oil), Catnip (the fancy organic kind not the supermarket rotgut), Cream (full fat NOT fat free) and bitcoin.
–Luna
Daily Feline Wisdom 
Luna would make someone a good agent!
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Yes I would! Secret Agent Luna! I like the sound of that. Purrs, Luna
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You deserve your tuna! Good huntress!
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I do deserve my tuna! If I don’t get it soon, I’m going to have to snack on this delicious, crunchy Creepy Crawly. Purrs, Luna
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You could do so, too, thus spare your human the effort to get rid of it.
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But it’s an impressive Creepy Crawly! I was rather hoping Human Mommy would mount it, perhaps over the mantleplace. Purrs, Luna
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It’s a very impressive creepy crawly! She has it on the blog now for the whole world to see – not only a few house guests!
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Luna is health conscious!! Love this…well said😆
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We are what we eat, after all. Purrs, Luna
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Dear Luna, Do you hire yourself out to get rid of the creepy crawlies? Our cat, Moon, just stares at them and we bulldogs are too short to reach that high. They seem to know not to get on the floor. Respects, Queen Stella
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Well I suppose I could consider it, Queen Stella. Will I be paid in tuna? Will you Bull Woofies chase me? I do NOT like being chased by Woofies and I am equipped with murder mittens, just ask Cosmo. Purrs, Luna
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It would require all my self control to refrain from chasing you, Luna. I have run into murder mittens before so I understand the risk. As for tuna, I don’t know. My humans usually have canned salmon tucked away in their food closet. I enjoy it as a treat myself. Would you consider sharing a bulldog snack?
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Hmmmm… Salmon is nice, but what is “sharing?” I’m a Cat–I don’t “share.” Purrs, Luna
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Good kitty! I think you deserve the treats you request, too!
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I do indeed! The house would be overrun with Creepy Crawlies if it weren’t for me! Purrs, Luna
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Good job, Luna! I ate half of a creepy crawly last week and left the other half on the carpet for Mom to see! She would have taken a picture for her blog but she thought it might be too graphic for some! I’m glad you got to show yours on your blog! 🐱🐼Foster
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Too graphic?! But Creepy Crawlies are beautiful! (Humans have some strange ideas don’t they?) Purrs, Luna
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EWWWWWW. Good job killing it though! So what kind of reward(s) did you end up getting?
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Nada! The Humans can be so ungrateful! Purrs, Luna
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Sheesh! Just wait…they’re going to realize how much they appreciate you killing them if you stop killing them and let them roam the whole house!
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I would, but I find it hard to resist hunting the Creepy Crawlies. Instinct kicks in at some point. Purrs, Luna
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That’s true…very good point!
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Bitcoin? You can’t eat that
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True, but if I accumulate enough bitcoin, I can use it to buy my very own tuna cannery. Purrs, Luna
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! Good line killing it though!
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I’m a Mighty Huntress/Exterminator! Purrs, Luna
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