Maple Anne! Are you ready for brunch?
What’s that? You hit the hostas too hard last night? You think some of those fallen leaves might have been fermented…
Not judging…
Luna!!! Wanna do brunch?!
–Xena
In Charge
You think you’re in charge, Humans?
Top of the Food Chain and all that?
Think again.
–Amber
Guard Dog
Sure, I’m not the biggest Guard Dog. I get that.
Still, I’ve got some good back-up.
–Xena
Lovely
Loveliness begins with loving yourself.
Add to that a protein-rich diet, 18+ hours of sleep per day and an intensive grooming regime and you’ll be ready for your close up.
–Lily
Special
Sure, the special effects in the movie are nice, Human Daddy.
But they’re not nearly as special as the pizza you’re eating.
Throw a Dog a crust, or a slice or the rest of the pie.
–Cosmo
Abandonment
So, you abandoned us for over a week without so much as a “by your leave?”
And now you’re back. You want a ticker tape parade or something?
Better take that up with the Woofies.
–Amber
My Stories
No, I’m not in the mood for a lap cuddle. I’m watching my stories.
My Birdie stories.
–Lily
Meowie Door
The Humans call it a “Meowie Door,” but I betcha we can fit through, Papa Cosmo!
Maybe you can, Little Xena, but I could get stuck in such a narrow opening.
Maybe we should wait for our Humans to open the door? It’s no fun to go squirrel hunting without you.
–Xena and Cosmo
Cute
I’ve got cute…
…nailed.
–Xena
First come…
First come, first served.
The lap is most desirable when…
…another Cat occupies it.
–Quicksilver and Darth Vader
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