Author: sevencatsandcounting

In Ancient Times, we Cats were worshipped as Gods and Goddesses.
In Modern Times, we expect the same.
–Luna

Ever feel like you’re being followed?

You could be paranoid.

Or you could just have a Little Sister who wants to go EVERYWHERE you go.
–Lily

Even the best synchronized napping routine can fall apart when the middle Cat forgets to extend his right paw.

Try some freestyle napping to cover up the mistake.
–Darth and Amber

Finally, the vet confirmed what I’ve known all along. My knee healed up perfectly and I can safely go outside in my fenced yard without a leash.

Freedom feels wonderful!
–Stella

Even if you make it past the Guard Woofies…

…you’ll still have to deal with me.
–Phelps

You Humans do a spring cleaning of the house and yard.
We Cats perform an equally thorough spring grooming of our glossy fur.
–Darth Vader and Phelps

Were you reading that?
Nevermind–I don’t care.
Nothing is more interesting than me, your Cat.
–Quicksilver

It’s fine to fight your Big Sis for control of a cardboard box, but don’t ever say that you’d look better in it than her.
That would be rude.
–Luna

Seriously, Humans, you’re holding up your cellphones and making kissy-kissy noises at me to get me to pose.
Don’t you see that I’m busy procuring breakfast…er…birdwatching?
–Darth Vader

Powerful conversations don’t necessarily involve words.
Feel the roar through your whiskers.
–Quicksilver