Are you wondering if your dishwasher is cleaning your dishes thoroughly? Hire your cat to do a sniff inspection. Payment can be rendered in tuna, chicken, shrimp and/or steak, depending on your inspector’s preferences.
–Quicksilver
Morning
Morning doesn’t happen until you accept it. Sometimes acceptance doesn’t occur before noon.
–Cosmo
Sparkling Conversation
Don’t worry if your dinnertime conversation is less than sparkling. When the food is good, silent noshing is the best approach anyway.
–Darth Vader, Quicksilver and Phelps
Zen-like Sanctuaries
The puppy’s dog crate offers a zen-like sanctuary, provided the puppy is elsewhere.
–Lily
Comfort versus Style
Comfort should never trump style. If you find your Human Mommy’s new knit booties unattractive, you should let her know, in no uncertain terms.
–Amber
Meaningless Words
Humans can fall into an obsessive pattern of repeating words like “down.” Maybe they have developed an annoying tic? Maybe they are simply confused, as you are obviously “up” on the counter as opposed to “down” on the floor? Either way, it’s no use trying to puzzle out their meaning. Ignoring your humans until they are quiet is the only way to help them.
–Finnegan
Going to the Doctor
We all have to visit the Doctor sometimes. If you can, it’s best to go to the Doctor with someone you love and respect who can calm you down during the interminable wait.
–Cosmo
Sitting on Things You Fancy
Do you fancy the carryall your humans’ guest has deposited carelessly on your counter top? Sit on it. Now it belongs to you.
–Quicksilver
Play Dates
Don’t worry when your little puppy brother has a play date with another puppy. After they have finished their hyper puppy games, they will pass out. Everyone knows that a sleeping puppy is the best kind.
–Finnegan
Ennui
By the fourth day of being snowed in, severe ennui sets in.
–Darth Vader
